Even by Trumpian standards, this one was bananas.
In the Oval Office on Thursday, Donald Trump declared that states are snatching people's children and forcing them to transition.
"Where your child leaves your house, and they take your child from you, in some cases . . . Think of it, in six states, they take the child and do what they want to do. What they do is, is— I don’t even want to talk about it! No transgender mutilization of your children."
That's not a typo. He really said "mutilization."
I know it's easy to say our president is a buffoon, but now he actually sounds just like Moe Howard of The Three Stooges, who often threatened, "I'll murderize you!"
Why, I wonder, have states gotten in the habit of kidnapping and performing surgery on kids? Is it a moneymaker, a way of paying for roads and bridges? Or do state officials simply like to dress up as the Child Catcher in "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?"
Trump failed to mention which six states are doing this dreadful thing. So I'm forced to guess: East Dakota, Upper Carolina, Lower Slobbovia, Calisota, Missitucky, and Moosylvania.
And they should all be ashamed of themselves.






