Our Straight Sisters Are Suffering

 

Name Game

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Forget about the Nobel Peace Prize snub. Donald Trump has now suffered a truly excruciating indignity.

An American city is renaming its airport after . . . someone else.

Music City has begun the process of renaming Nashville International Airport after Dolly Parton, Tennessee's own all-around goddess.

The temerity. The effrontery. To soothe his ego, I expect Trump to rush around and find something of cultural significance to name after himself.

Be prepared for the Donald Trump Alamo.

This Week's Quote

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FBI Director Kash Patel on Tuesday found himself defending a new policy at the bureau that does not immediately disqualify potential hires who have engaged in bestiality.

Raquel Coronell Uribe

Source:  NBC News

And You Thought He Was Lying

 

This Week's Quote

The president says that, if Republicans win the House and Senate in this fall’s midterm elections, all Americans will receive $5,000.

Jill Colvin reporting on Donald Trump offering bribes to voters

Source:  The Associated Press

The Great Discombobulation

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Donald Trump's recent sulky move to change Lake Ontario to Lake America reminded me of something I learned in sixth grade that has stayed with me all these years.

The way to remember the names of all five Great Lakes is to use an acronym. HOMES stands for Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, and Superior.

Thanks to our leader's peevishness, that no longer works. HAMES? Please. I'd have forgotten that before the start of seventh grade.

Now that I look at the letter change forced by President Petulant, however, I do see one variation that is painfully apt:  SHAME.

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