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The president, ever mindful of records that allow him to say he was the first, the best or had done the most, succeeded clearly on one thing: he beat his own record for the longest, clocking in at just under 1 hour, 48 minutes.

Steven Sloan on last night's State of the Union address

Source:  Associated Press

Poor Straight Women

 

Full Speed Ahead

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Donald Trump said yesterday that he's sending a hospital boat to Greenland, the Danish territory he's so hot to acquire. Apparently it's escaped his notice that Greenland and Denmark have free, nationalized health care systems.

But we don't. Many Americans, myself included, can't get adequate medical care owing to the appalling costs.

The solution to my problem is obvious. Since fixing the American health care system is a non-starter, it's up to me to alert The Donald that my apartment sits on top of rare earth mineral resources.

Before you know it, I'll have health care, a seat on the Kennedy Center board, and a pardon for a crime I haven't committed yet.

Can't Argue With Either

 

Credit to David Hayward, aka the Naked Pastor

Captain Impressive

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In the span of 48 hours, U.S. women's hockey team captain Hilary Knight successfully proposed to her girlfriend, and scored the equalizer goal in the panicky last minutes of the gold-medal game, paving the way for the American win. Knight's clutch goal also made her the all-time U.S. leader in Olympic goals and points

In the last 48 hours, I've stubbed my toe twice.

This Week's Quote

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For a long time, I thought:  I can’t be disabled and gay. I’d never seen a gay disabled person. I thought:  I can’t tick two boxes. It takes me that long to tick one.

Rosie Jones

Source:  Big Issue

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