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On the night he was re-elected president, Donald Trump told supporters he was "not going to start a war, I'm going to stop wars."
That was about 16 months ago. Since then, the "peace president" has launched military operations across three continents, culminating now in trying to bomb Iran into regime change.
Trump has turned out to be more interventionist than Ann Landers.
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Donald Trump said yesterday that he's sending a hospital boat to Greenland, the Danish territory he's so hot to acquire. Apparently it's escaped his notice that Greenland and Denmark have free, nationalized health care systems.
But we don't. Many Americans, myself included, can't get adequate medical care owing to the appalling costs.
The solution to my problem is obvious. Since fixing the American health care system is a non-starter, it's up to me to alert The Donald that my apartment sits on top of rare earth mineral resources.
Before you know it, I'll have health care, a seat on the Kennedy Center board, and a pardon for a crime I haven't committed yet.
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In the span of 48 hours, U.S. women's hockey team captain Hilary Knight successfully proposed to her girlfriend, and scored the equalizer goal in the panicky last minutes of the gold-medal game, paving the way for the American win. Knight's clutch goal also made her the all-time U.S. leader in Olympic goals and points
In the last 48 hours, I've stubbed my toe twice.
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