So Says He

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Last night I forced myself to watch Donald Trump justify bombing Iran. As part of his short remarks, he said, "I want to thank and congratulate Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu. We worked as a team like perhaps no team has ever worked before."

Now we know. Trump and Netanyahu are the Lennon and McCartney of warfare.

Then Trump thanked the American military for "an operation the likes of which the world has not seen in many, many decades." He congratulated "all of the brilliant military minds involved in this attack." 

Also, "There's no military in the world that could have done what we did tonight, not even close. There's never been a military that could do what took place just a little while ago."

Trump boasted like a teenage boy who's just had sex for the first time.

He was losing his way at the end when he said, "And in particular, God, I want to just say, we love you God." This is what happens when a guy who doesn't have a spiritual bone in his body tries to pull off Christian-speak on the fly.

Whatever Trump does next in the Middle East, it will be the most brilliant move the world has seen since the beginning of time. And Jesus will agree.